Growing up I often thought pro athletes had it all. They all made millions. They got paid to “play a game”. Well liked. On ESPN every night. Got months off to travel and spend their millions. Who wouldn’t want that?
But to my surprise I have found a career far greater than a professional athlete.
I wish I could be a weatherman! Or should I say a meteorologist!
Meteorologists have it made. They are famous, on TV, known by everyone, and never wrong. They have billboards, TV ads about their greatness, and cutting edge high tech gear. And they can tell the future!
They make people carry umbrellas with them on sunny days. They give school children hope of a day-off 5 days from now. They can make people end vacations early. They can help grocery stores sell out of bread and water before a spring sprinkle. They can do whatever they want!!
Pro athletes actually train year round. Watch what they eat, push their bodies to the limit, and travel often. Many don’t make millions, many fear for there jobs if they make one mistake. They are berated on national TV, traded and dropped yearly, and, especially in Philly, can never really be liked.
When was the last time you saw stats for Glenn Schwartz? Have you seen David Murphy’s record since 2000? Has anyone tagged Sue Serio’s lawn with gasoline?
I wish I could be a meteorologist.
But I know I never will.
I don’t know how to tie a bow tie.

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